tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

It’s a tie between Guinness and my TI-89.

I’ve got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one.

(No, quite literally, I am one question into my 100-question physics review.  Today should be fun.)

  • Person A: "So the other day I didn't have enough strawberry jelly, but I didn't have enough grape jelly either, so I combined them to make like a combination sandwich, and it was good."
  • Person B: "You like crunchy peanut butter, don't you?"
  • Person C: "SHUT THE FUCK UP. IS THIS OR IS THIS NOT THE NERD BUS?! HOW ABOUT WE STEP UP THE CONVERSATION A BIT?!"
  • Engineering-major conversations are just all kinds of awkward.
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